Prophecies of the Class '56

Mary Campbell, our good little girl,
is well-known all over the world;
To make a living she sells canoes,
And what does she use?? Her worn-our shoes.

I'm sure you remember out of all the rest,
Josephine Nohra, that sweet little pest;
She found a new way to make money,
They had to put her where it ain't funny.

Shirley Mullen, who was such a tease.
Now wishes that she wouldn't sneeze;
Cause now she'll never get to the top,
Being Co hostess at Randy's Record Shop.

The girl who was so good at the hop,
is now slaving behind a mop;
Of all the Janitors she is the boss,
Its Janice Jabour, our own little hoss.

Shirley Habeeb, so coy in her way,
Was quite a star in the Senior Play;
She run Marilyn Monroe into the ditch
And is now on Broadway in the Seven Year Itch.

Bea Brunnini was quite a bird,
Always seen and never heard;
I wonder why it came about,
That she is manufacturing Sauer-Kraut?
(Taken from 1956 Maryon)