1. Talk to yourself. Sometimes, you need expert advice.
2. "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.
3. You don't need anger management. You need people to stop ticking you off.
4. Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
6. "On time" is when you get there.
7. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it does muffle the sound.
8. It would be wonderful to put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
9. Lately, you've noticed people your age are much older than you.
10. Growing old should have taken longer
11. Aging has slowed you down but hasn't shut you up.
12. You still need to learn to act your age; I hope you never will.
...And one more:
"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
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