Class of 1959

We, the Class of 1959, celebrated our 50th class reunion on April 24 and 25, 2009. This blog is about sharing memories of our class reunions and a long ago life at our Alma Mater's, S.F.X.A. and S.A.H.S. Good memories of days gone by but not forgotten! A gift to my classmates. ~Marian Love Phillips ~







Saturday, August 06, 2011

Senior Personal Ads


Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's,  slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking,  sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a  plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth  husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.  Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:  I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If  you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and  enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth  seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to  cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If  you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and  listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember  Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday,  let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high  mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee,  cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks.

2 comments:

BubbaBrown said...

Unfortunately, some of those sound like and ad that I could post, I guess that better than memorials!

Marian Love Phillips said...

Yes, you are right BubbaBrown..it's better than the alternative! Thanks for coming by! :)

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