Class of 1959

We, the Class of 1959, celebrated our 50th class reunion on April 24 and 25, 2009. This blog is about sharing memories of our class reunions and a long ago life at our Alma Mater's, S.F.X.A. and S.A.H.S. Good memories of days gone by but not forgotten! A gift to my classmates. ~Marian Love Phillips ~

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Senior Personal Ads

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's,  slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking,  sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a  plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth  husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.  Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:  I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If  you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and  enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth  seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to  cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If  you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and  listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember  Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday,  let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high  mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee,  cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks.


BubbaBrown said...

Unfortunately, some of those sound like and ad that I could post, I guess that better than memorials!

Marian Love Phillips said...

Yes, you are right's better than the alternative! Thanks for coming by! :)

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